OH BOY

Oct. 7th, 2010 04:54 pm
orm: (POINTY ADVICE DOG: colin)
I just got reminded today that it's THAT TIME AGAIN

That's right, it's less than a month until Bonfire Night, which means it's time for me to grumble about it.

If you are new around here, you may be unaware of how I feel about Bonfire Night – more specifically, how I feel about Americans making a big deal out of Bonfire Night. My feelings on this matter are really quite strong, and can more or less be summed up thus:

Don't fucking do it if you do do it I will come across the Atlantic Ocean to your house and make you eat your own raw fingers

Bonfire Night/Guy Fawkes Night/wev was originally a government-enforced obligatory commemoration that appropriated some of the existing customs of Samhain for the purpose of anti-Catholic, pro-monarchy propaganda. It is about rejoicing in the failure of a group of marginalised people to overturn a status quo that treated them like second-class citizens, and about celebrating the fact that England still has a monarchy. Admittedly they were totally 17th century terrorists and I do not condone blowing people up, but the fact that the way they were going about their stuff was not that great does not make this celebration in any way admirable. Bonfire Night is basically a big monarchical Protestant gloat and was introduced to encourage the further demonising of Catholicism at a time when Catholics were having a really shitty time of it already.

Don't get me wrong, I love fireworks, but the USA totally already has its own awesome fireworks holiday and it is about NOT having a monarchy, you lucky fuckers. Isn't that good enough for you? ffs.

My intention is of course to dissuade any of the Americans reading this from making any totally awesome pretentious anglophilic plans to have a party commemorating the oppression of people in another country four hundred years ago because they totally love V for Vendetta lol!

but if not I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

ARE WE CLEAR

hi

Oct. 7th, 2010 12:49 am
orm: (DISAPPROVAL: phèdre)


here is a picture of me and my cat that I drew in between googling victorian ladies' hats for commission purposes
as you can see, there are some things wrong with my cat.

also, I realised I never shared the dragons from that last batch of commissions over here, soooo

they are under here )

in other news I'M TOO SOCIALLY INEPT FOR NERD HOBBIES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE ! /buries face in hands

Hey, guys

Oct. 4th, 2010 12:46 pm
orm: uther likes beheading people (DECAPITATING TIME: uther)
I feel like complaining about Merlin, but I'm lazy. What are your thoughts on Merlin? I think it's really fucking stupid but I watch it whenever I have nothing better to do on a Saturday even though it makes me want to throw every single character in it out of a window.
orm: HAPPY OWL (YAY: owl)
first I watched legend of the guardians
and I was like

8DDDDDDDD


and then goodbye chains updated
and I was like


DDDDDDDD8






but in a good way, i suppose
orm: the text: DO YOU LIKE ART? I DREW SOME RUSSIAN ORPHANS ... (ART: i drew some)


marius staring at lettuces

for [personal profile] pob and [livejournal.com profile] lucieandco
those weirdos


21:36:29 Hannah: oh man speaking of lettuce
21:36:32 Squeak: .. lmfao
21:36:41 Hannah: when we were trying to work out if marius actually thinks anything
21:36:53 Hannah: frederique and I found a line about how every day he goes to the market and
21:36:54 Hannah: stares
21:36:56 Hannah: at lettuce?
21:37:30 Hannah: like and we are clearly meant to think he ... is merely looking through the lettuce while occupied by Loftier Thoughts but since those are never defined
21:37:34 Hannah: I choose to believe that he just really likes lettuce
orm: the text: DO YOU LIKE ART? I DREW SOME RUSSIAN ORPHANS ... (ART: i drew some)
so that I can buy stuff like cowboy pants, theatre tickets, and new harp strings. (Although, for the latter, I will need intestinal fortitude as well as money – harp shop people are so snooty and intimidating :c)

INFO HERE
orm: (HMPH: aziraphale)


in theory, they are at the south bank book market, which I used to occasionally stare at in the hopes of locating exciting and hard-to-find volumes of biggles. fruitlessly. aziraphale is apparently having better luck than me.


one day I will actually make something look polished

okay now is dragon time
i swear
orm: psyduck clasps its head in confusion (PSYDUCK: psyduck)
these are my feelings



i'm 23




no but seriously have you guys seen this shit I could have a team made ENTIRELY OUT OF BIRDS (AWESOME BIRDS) JUST FROM THIS GEN
i like birds, jsyk



... so um ... sorry to anybody who friended me recently who thought I was, like, classy or something

:Da

Sep. 14th, 2010 12:50 pm
orm: (Default)
HEY GUYS I'm going to be opening commissions freals in the imminent future but right now I need a little bit of funds in my paypal and don't have the time to think too hard about prices so IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED –

I will draw any character you like as a dragon for £4.50 (that's about seven US dollars), in colour, one character per drawing, six slots so I don't wind up biting off more than I can chew. I'll get started this weekend.

ANY character, from anything, OCs, fanstuff, wev, but if it's not a character you know I'm familiar with then give me some kind of reference.

PAYPAL ONLY, even if you like live near me and can put the money into my hand with your hand, because I need monies in my paypal account.
My paypal address is squeakyorm@hotmail.com; please to be sendin' me money beforehand and in UK pounds (£), NOT an equivalent worked out using a currency converter.


1. [livejournal.com profile] stutterbird (INDECISION)
2. [livejournal.com profile] noelleno (A SECRET)
3. [livejournal.com profile] lucieandco (Djali)
4. [livejournal.com profile] ration (FURTHER INDECISION)
5. [livejournal.com profile] xlineartx (Emma Frost)
6. [livejournal.com profile] maiiau (Alfred Jones/America/wev)

OKAY SLOTS FILLED GO HOME EVERYONE i'll draw your dragons next week.

hi

Sep. 3rd, 2010 12:52 am
orm: (DISAPPROVAL: phèdre)
I drew things today and yesterday but they were all either commissions or more icons for Crowley (I have a problem)

so here



have some animals.... yeah idk

I'm going to set up a commission prices thing in the near future, I think, but that requires, like, THINKING? So I'll do that later. If in the meantime you want to get a hold of me for something specific that you want me to draw, GO FOR IT ...


PEOPLE READING THIS ENTRY ON LJ: since everybody is all UNGH LJ YOU SUCK /GOES TO LOOK AT DREAMWIDTH – I am sure I do not need to tell you this but I HAVE A DREAMWIDTH. In case you couldn't be bothered to click through the crosspost link on the bottom of this post, it's [personal profile] orm; go add it if you're going to start using yours. (And I have invite codes if anyone wants 'em.)

der

Aug. 24th, 2010 09:17 pm
orm: Steve Rogers declaring over the telephone that HE IS FREE TOMORROW (TELEPHONE: cap)
[livejournal.com profile] hammster and I were complaining about people RPing/drawing/ficcing/anything Pollution from Good Omens as an adorable waifish bishonen or wev?

and she was like I COULD DO BETTER (not that this is HARD, mind you) so I drew her some Pollution for icon purposes.

/SHARES







(seriously though what is up with that)


(oh yeah and obvs I reread good omens)
(I should know better than to do that since every time I do I then cannot focus on anything else for like an entire week afterwards)
orm: (AN ARMY: i have one)
I already have like an asston more plot stuff down than I have ever had for anything else

mostly it will be like this



except with more crossdressing.
orm: calvin writing or drawing something, doubtless something awesome (DILIGENCE: calvin)


For [livejournal.com profile] countersparking


I think I am neaaarly ready to start taking commissions again ([livejournal.com profile] spiritsshadow I think you are the only person I still owe one I NEED TO GET HOLD OF YOU BOUT THAT AT SOME POINT...) but I need to give prices and stuff a think /squeezes brain a little
I keep feeling like NOBODY WOULD POSSIBLY WANT THEM which is a bit silly of me really.
orm: Captain America with a tambourine  (TAMBOURINE: cap)
/herds them into a pen



Dragon!Tommy with his captain
for [livejournal.com profile] purapea
orm: the text "START YOUR ENGINES" graffiti'd onto the sign on a men's toilet (GENTLEMEN: graffiti)
For those of you who have yet to have this shared with you by my esteemed colleague [personal profile] pob, I would like to draw your attention to Captain Manners.

Perhaps you have heard of Captain Manners. A Distinguished Gentleperson of the Captain's merit is bound to meet with some renown, after all. A citizen of the world, having been abandoned as a babe and raised by a plural noun of animals in the harsh and unforgiving landscape of a far off country, Captain Manners is a Genuine Military Officer with a doctorate in helping, and as such is more than qualified to answer queries on any and all subjects that you can think of, and at least eighteen that you cannot.

If you have any kind of query about anything whatsoever, Captain Manners will be happy to answer it and you are sure to be satisfied.
orm: a kitten with its mouth open and tongue stickin out (ERLACK ERLACK: cat)


[livejournal.com profile] purapea is reading Temeraire and keeps reminding me how much I love maximus (A LOT ??)

& a larger headshot )
orm: (AN ARMY: i have one)
13:31:56 Squeak: magneto starts visiting his grandchildren on holidays and making everyone really uncomfortable
13:38:54 Squeak: .. except billy's grandmother, who knits him a sweater
13:44:37 Hannah: ....hfd;klshd;fkdsdfs
13:44:38 Hannah: I
13:45:19 Hannah: omg
13:45:36 Hannah: am imagining billys grandma letting him light the menorah.
13:45:40 Squeak: kjfhgkfdjghdfg
13:45:47 Hannah: he is wearing an unattractive turtleneck.
13:45:49 Squeak: LMFAO
13:45:49 Hannah: *___*
13:45:53 Hannah: omg
13:46:04 Squeak: and Tommy's like WHY DO I HAVE TO COME TO THESE NOW
13:46:25 Squeak: (answer: because magneto will make that disapproving face)
13:46:26 Hannah: he keeps saying ignorant bullshit about what the holidays are about
13:46:46 Hannah: GOD I DONT EVEN CELEBRATE YOUR STUPID FESTIVAL OF LAMPS
13:46:50 Squeak: fkjghdfkgj
13:47:09 Hannah: but he always wins the latke eating contest every year despite this
13:47:18 Hannah: because those potato things are pretty good.
13:48:33 Hannah: thats what happens
13:48:36 Hannah: ...oh
13:48:40 Hannah: tommy in a yarmulke
13:48:54 Hannah: hmmm
13:49:03 ohm nom nom: ohh.
13:49:05 ohm nom nom: /ljs this
13:49:14 Hannah: glfdsjhds
13:49:23 Hannah: tommy also fucking loves dreidel
13:49:25 Hannah: he's like
13:49:33 Hannah: YOUR RELIGION HAS GAMBLING?????
13:49:37 Hannah: NO ONE TOLD ME JEWS WERE THIS FUN


unrelatedly

12:37:00 Squeak: omg i have a spot inside my ear
12:37:04 Squeak: /rolls around pathetically
12:37:08 Hannah: gjkdsgfksfddfs
12:37:11 Hannah: does it hurt?? :(
12:37:33 Squeak: yes :(
12:37:37 Squeak: ... when I poke it
12:37:43 Hannah: ....oh
12:37:49 Hannah: Pem, I have some advice
12:37:52 Squeak: :(?
12:38:00 Hannah: my advice is don't poke it.
12:38:05 Squeak: ........ :(?
12:38:07 Hannah: jdsgjfgdsjlf
orm: (Default)
what next



I keep trying to work out the owl tiger's anatomy
I like to think it has two pelvises instead of, like, shoulderblades and stuff, like an owl was just mashed onto the front of a tiger in a hideous way, but I always just draw it like a cat with bird feet and a beak because I'm lazy

A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF ME )

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