Boss Tiger

Squeak: his face is kind of scary though isn't it
Hannah: yeah
Hannah: him and zefron need to get together and have a bit of a scary faceoff
Squeak: yeah they can do weird things with their jaws together
Hannah: yes
Hannah: precisely
Squeak: daniel radcliffe will be able to communicate with zefron like other humans cannot because he is a parselmouth
Hannah: hresj,rfglsjuregjlsfslj sflddsf FUCK
Hannah: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Hannah: FUCK!!!
Hannah: YOU OWE ME A NEW
Hannah: ...ALL THE THINGS
Hannah: omfg
Hannah: I WANT TO BE LIKE "WE MUST ALERT EVERYONE TO THIS STARTLING DEVELOPMENT" BUT ONLY WE THINK ZEFRON'S MOUTH IS SNAKELIKE
Squeak: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING
Hannah: FUCK.
Squeak: like SHIT I MUST LJ THIS AT ONCE!!! oh wait
Hannah: ow ow ow ow ow
Hannah: yeah and no one would even be able to put it down to like oh what an unlikely fandom crossover theyd just be like "the fuck is wrong with you guys"
Squeak: well, i mean, what else is new right
Hannah: ..yeah
Hannah: you could lj it and then find a photo of zefron looking really snakelike and put a link in
Squeak: but it's not even like any one picture or anything it's just
Hannah: ITS JUST HIS MOUTH
Hannah: WHEN HE SINGS
ohm nom nom: skjhfklghk;fjgh
Hannah: WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE IT
Squeak: I DON'T KNOW
Squeak: BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO THE NEST OF A BIRD AND SWALLOW ALL OF ITS EGGS
Hannah: I feel increasingly like we have escaped some kind of earthwide alien raygun that renders other humans incapable of noticing this shit, pem!!!!
Squeak: ROFLMAO
Hannah: !!!!!
Hannah: THATS
Hannah: HOW
Hannah: I
Hannah: FEEL



Squeak: it's a shame one cannot rustle up an adequate snakemaw zefron via google image search
Squeak: idk what is with that because he makes snakeface in hsm ALL THE TIME
Hannah: the thing is
Hannah: the face is like
Hannah: the face a snake makes RIGHT BEFORE it opens its gaping jaw parts?
Squeak: LMAO yeah exactly
Hannah: so it never CULMINATES IN ACTUAL SNAKEFACE
Hannah: it's like you are constantly having snaketicipation
Squeak: it's really ... sideways
Squeak: and .. strained
Hannah: yeah.
Squeak: SO WEIRD
Hannah: no wonder I always feel sort of like I am waiting for something that will never come whenever I watch HSM
Squeak: every time it happens i am like
Squeak: but why would disney build him like that??

My family has a pet tortoise. She's somewhere in the region of sixty years old, and when we acquired her when I was about three or four her name was Dougal. A perusal of reference books on tortoise keeping led us to the assumption that this tortoise was in fact female, so her name was changed to Tabitha (I was big on alliteration when I was small) and we referred to her with female pronouns.

( BUT THEN! a startling twist )

Also, I drew some Les Trollserables because of stupid


( more )

really pretty darn productive!

but all I am allowed to actually share with you is some trollspam
AGAIN
sorry.



( MORE NEPETA THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR )


edit, while I am on the subject of homestuck: BRB NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN
EVER

sooo pob drew this

which meant that obviously I had to draw this



AR is the law and the law is not mocked







in other news i am in denial about the imminence of nano

I CAN DO THAT RIGHT

idk it feels like I have not drawn anything FOR EVER even though I last posted drawings like .... what less than 3 days ago ?? I have a problem
w/e



( also, trolls )

I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT

( karkat and a manticore. they are both enraged. )

I really like manticores, they are completely unnecessary. They also make me a bit sad: my favourite thing about them is that they have three rows of metal teeth, but this is harder to illustrate than all of the other ridiculous things about manticores.

further artspam later, in all likelihood :T

I have three mostly-written apps for theposthumans here
one is for Feferi, one is for Karkat and one is for Bagheera
realistically i can only app one
I'm not sure which one I want to play more, but I am leaning towards Bagheera mainly because he does not have a font that will piss people off
On the other hand, purapea is considering apping B:BatB!Aquaman, and he and Feferi could hang out making hideous fish puns all day

.. unrelatedly: bugs

neuhallidae commissioned me to draw Eternity attempting to win the affections of universe!Jan. I THINK IT CAME OUT OK!

( IT'S A BIT BIG )

ssoo today I went over to hang with pob and gatty; Pob did collagey things and we had pizza and watched stupid shit on TV, and I drew a pile of Homestuck characters (go read it so i feel less alone) in my weeny sketchbook because I've got a problem. SO NOW I GUESS I AM SHARING
most of this is kids and trolls but there's another MP and WV in there too. None of them are doing anything interesting. SOME OF THEM ARE CUTE, THO, I THINK?
I missed like 3 trolls cause I guess I couldn't be bothered or sth
equius, sollux & aradia apparently do not do it for me so much

( UNDER HERE, FOR THOSE INTERESTED )

aaaaaaaaa