in my world this is what happens after children's crusade

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13:31:56 Squeak: magneto starts visiting his grandchildren on holidays and making everyone really uncomfortable
13:38:54 Squeak: .. except billy's grandmother, who knits him a sweater
13:44:37 Hannah: ....hfd;klshd;fkdsdfs
13:44:38 Hannah: I
13:45:19 Hannah: omg
13:45:36 Hannah: am imagining billys grandma letting him light the menorah.
13:45:40 Squeak: kjfhgkfdjghdfg
13:45:47 Hannah: he is wearing an unattractive turtleneck.
13:45:49 Squeak: LMFAO
13:45:49 Hannah: *___*
13:45:53 Hannah: omg
13:46:04 Squeak: and Tommy's like WHY DO I HAVE TO COME TO THESE NOW
13:46:25 Squeak: (answer: because magneto will make that disapproving face)
13:46:26 Hannah: he keeps saying ignorant bullshit about what the holidays are about
13:46:46 Hannah: GOD I DONT EVEN CELEBRATE YOUR STUPID FESTIVAL OF LAMPS
13:46:50 Squeak: fkjghdfkgj
13:47:09 Hannah: but he always wins the latke eating contest every year despite this
13:47:18 Hannah: because those potato things are pretty good.
13:48:33 Hannah: thats what happens
13:48:36 Hannah: ...oh
13:48:40 Hannah: tommy in a yarmulke
13:48:54 Hannah: hmmm
13:49:03 ohm nom nom: ohh.
13:49:05 ohm nom nom: /ljs this
13:49:14 Hannah: glfdsjhds
13:49:23 Hannah: tommy also fucking loves dreidel
13:49:25 Hannah: he's like
13:49:33 Hannah: YOUR RELIGION HAS GAMBLING?????
13:49:37 Hannah: NO ONE TOLD ME JEWS WERE THIS FUN


unrelatedly

12:37:00 Squeak: omg i have a spot inside my ear
12:37:04 Squeak: /rolls around pathetically
12:37:08 Hannah: gjkdsgfksfddfs
12:37:11 Hannah: does it hurt?? :(
12:37:33 Squeak: yes :(
12:37:37 Squeak: ... when I poke it
12:37:43 Hannah: ....oh
12:37:49 Hannah: Pem, I have some advice
12:37:52 Squeak: :(?
12:38:00 Hannah: my advice is don't poke it.
12:38:05 Squeak: ........ :(?
12:38:07 Hannah: jdsgjfgdsjlf