Boss Tiger

18:15:37 Hannah: i think they should auction off the royal title every five years or something
18:15:42 Hannah: to the highest bidder
18:15:45 Hannah: and then use the money for public interests.
18:15:52 Squeak: YES!!!!
18:16:01 Hannah: yes
18:16:07 Squeak: because I mean who DOESN'T want to be able to be like
18:16:09 Squeak: so I'm the King
18:16:20 Squeak: you just have to save up enough to give all your money to the NHS
18:16:24 Hannah: yes.
18:16:36 Hannah: then you get a hat and a palace and gilded shit
18:16:38 Hannah: but it is on loan
18:16:41 Squeak: yep
18:16:45 Hannah: unless you win the next auction
18:16:48 Hannah: the ROYALTY AUCTION
18:16:48 Squeak: but you get that for five years I mean it's PRETTY SWANK
18:16:52 Hannah: it is.
18:16:55 Squeak: and you'd get to lead processions and wave at people and make a speech at Christmas
18:17:19 Hannah: yeah and like
18:17:27 Hannah: meet all kinds of famous people and heads of state
18:17:30 Squeak: yep
18:17:33 Hannah: omg pem this is the best idea!!!!
18:17:37 Squeak: FUCK IT IS
18:17:38 Hannah: LET US SEND A LETTER TO.. SOMEONE
18:17:39 Hannah: fuck
18:17:42 Hannah: or at least LJ it.