Boss Tiger

Daniel Radcliffe

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 13:17:09 GMT

Squeak: his face is kind of scary though isn't it
Hannah: yeah
Hannah: him and zefron need to get together and have a bit of a scary faceoff
Squeak: yeah they can do weird things with their jaws together
Hannah: yes
Hannah: precisely
Squeak: daniel radcliffe will be able to communicate with zefron like other humans cannot because he is a parselmouth
Hannah: hresj,rfglsjuregjlsfslj sflddsf FUCK
Hannah: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Hannah: FUCK!!!
Hannah: YOU OWE ME A NEW
Hannah: ...ALL THE THINGS
Hannah: omfg
Hannah: I WANT TO BE LIKE "WE MUST ALERT EVERYONE TO THIS STARTLING DEVELOPMENT" BUT ONLY WE THINK ZEFRON'S MOUTH IS SNAKELIKE
Squeak: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING
Hannah: FUCK.
Squeak: like SHIT I MUST LJ THIS AT ONCE!!! oh wait
Hannah: ow ow ow ow ow
Hannah: yeah and no one would even be able to put it down to like oh what an unlikely fandom crossover theyd just be like "the fuck is wrong with you guys"
Squeak: well, i mean, what else is new right
Hannah: ..yeah
Hannah: you could lj it and then find a photo of zefron looking really snakelike and put a link in
Squeak: but it's not even like any one picture or anything it's just
Hannah: ITS JUST HIS MOUTH
Hannah: WHEN HE SINGS
ohm nom nom: skjhfklghk;fjgh
Hannah: WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE IT
Squeak: I DON'T KNOW
Squeak: BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO THE NEST OF A BIRD AND SWALLOW ALL OF ITS EGGS
Hannah: I feel increasingly like we have escaped some kind of earthwide alien raygun that renders other humans incapable of noticing this shit, pem!!!!
Squeak: ROFLMAO
Hannah: !!!!!
Hannah: THATS
Hannah: HOW
Hannah: I
Hannah: FEEL

Squeak: it's a shame one cannot rustle up an adequate snakemaw zefron via google image search
Squeak: idk what is with that because he makes snakeface in hsm ALL THE TIME
Hannah: the thing is
Hannah: the face is like
Hannah: the face a snake makes RIGHT BEFORE it opens its gaping jaw parts?
Squeak: LMAO yeah exactly
Hannah: so it never CULMINATES IN ACTUAL SNAKEFACE
Hannah: it's like you are constantly having snaketicipation
Squeak: it's really ... sideways
Squeak: and .. strained
Hannah: yeah.
Squeak: SO WEIRD
Hannah: no wonder I always feel sort of like I am waiting for something that will never come whenever I watch HSM
Squeak: every time it happens i am like
Squeak: but why would disney build him like that??

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re: my previous post, to sate the whims of pob

Fri, 03 Dec 2010 15:22:21 GMT

( god )

pob i hope you're happy now

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HMMMM

Sun, 21 Nov 2010 01:15:35 GMT

My family has a pet tortoise. She's somewhere in the region of sixty years old, and when we acquired her when I was about three or four her name was Dougal. A perusal of reference books on tortoise keeping led us to the assumption that this tortoise was in fact female, so her name was changed to Tabitha (I was big on alliteration when I was small) and we referred to her with female pronouns.

( BUT THEN! a startling twist )

Also, I drew some Les Trollserables because of stupid

( more )

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hur nur dur

Sun, 14 Nov 2010 05:54:44 GMT

ha ha ha aurthour why 8(

( & sketches )

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so today i have been actually productive

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 21:27:36 GMT

really pretty darn productive!

but all I am allowed to actually share with you is some trollspam
AGAIN
sorry.

( MORE NEPETA THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR )

edit, while I am on the subject of homestuck: BRB NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN
EVER

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Juuust wanted to spread the word around that dA has reached new peaks of utter fail

Thu, 04 Nov 2010 01:08:49 GMT

transfinite got dealt some incomprehensibly hideous bullshit from dA's staff after taking issue with the removal of the "unspecified" option on their drop-down gender menu:

My apologies but there are only two sexes; male and female so one should apply to you. In the unusual case that you are hermaphrodite then I would suggest that you select the one which you feel applies the best.

More here: http://transfinite.dreamwidth.org/215469.html

FFS. dA, you've gone too far this time. I WILL NOT BE TURNING BACK AROUND.

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les carapace misérables forever

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 03:32:18 GMT

sooo pob drew this

which meant that obviously I had to draw this

AR is the law and the law is not mocked

in other news i am in denial about the imminence of nano

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actually apparently i can't

Fri, 29 Oct 2010 16:51:32 GMT

SORRY KARKAT YOU'RE JUST NOT DESPICABLE ENOUGH
try harder

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DRAWING

Thu, 28 Oct 2010 20:10:36 GMT

I CAN DO THAT RIGHT

idk it feels like I have not drawn anything FOR EVER even though I last posted drawings like .... what less than 3 days ago ?? I have a problem
w/e

( also, trolls )

I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT

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I AM PRETTY SURE THAT BASICALLY NOBODY WILL CARE ABOUT THIS BUT

Tue, 26 Oct 2010 02:38:43 GMT

Good Omens/Homestuck crossover art because I am that kind of loser.

an Ambiguous Castaway and an Abstracted Pilgrim argue over how best to advise this youth and possibly his Dog

I wanted to make Aziraphale AZ but I could not find anything appropriate that began with Z so AP will have to do.

( two more carapace Aziraphale & Crowley + bonus PM )

IF ANYBODY ELSE HAS ANY BETTER IDEAS FOR NAMES... :D;;

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TWO DRAWINGS

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 01:21:58 GMT

( karkat and a manticore. they are both enraged. )

I really like manticores, they are completely unnecessary. They also make me a bit sad: my favourite thing about them is that they have three rows of metal teeth, but this is harder to illustrate than all of the other ridiculous things about manticores.

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ART

Tue, 19 Oct 2010 01:57:06 GMT

OWL TIGER

( trolls & t-rexes )

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this is how i feel about cuttlefish

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 21:05:53 GMT

further artspam later, in all likelihood :T

I have three mostly-written apps for theposthumans here
one is for Feferi, one is for Karkat and one is for Bagheera
realistically i can only app one
I'm not sure which one I want to play more, but I am leaning towards Bagheera mainly because he does not have a font that will piss people off
On the other hand, purapea is considering apping B:BatB!Aquaman, and he and Feferi could hang out making hideous fish puns all day

.. unrelatedly: bugs

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GUYS I'M SO SORRY

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 00:19:14 GMT

SERIOUSLY I UH

AM WORKING ON OTHER STUFF BUT IT'S GIFT EXCHANGE BUSINESS THAT I CAN'T ACTUALLY SHARE .....

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SILENT AND SUUUURE

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 11:10:57 GMT

neuhallidae commissioned me to draw Eternity attempting to win the affections of universe!Jan. I THINK IT CAME OUT OK!

( IT'S A BIT BIG )

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hello there

Wed, 13 Oct 2010 02:12:04 GMT

okay so today I got up and was like HELLO WORLD I'M GONNA BE PRODUCTIVE !!
and then bridie was like HEY WANNA DO SOMETHING so I just went to her house and we ate frosted shreddies and watched cardcaptor sakura, like adults.

WOOPS

when I came back here I made some headway in the commission field and now my hand kind of hurts woo hoo i guess i will get on replies to that pairings thing IN MY OWN TIME (sorry)

anyway here is another troll because I have a problem

nepeta makes me think of purapea
pura she makes me think of you

I kind of want to rp from homestuck and I'm not sure how much of a good idea I feel like that is. :T

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hur dur

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 00:27:39 GMT

ssoo today I went over to hang with pob and gatty; Pob did collagey things and we had pizza and watched stupid shit on TV, and I drew a pile of Homestuck characters (go read it so i feel less alone) in my weeny sketchbook because I've got a problem. SO NOW I GUESS I AM SHARING
most of this is kids and trolls but there's another MP and WV in there too. None of them are doing anything interesting. SOME OF THEM ARE CUTE, THO, I THINK?
I missed like 3 trolls cause I guess I couldn't be bothered or sth
equius, sollux & aradia apparently do not do it for me so much

( UNDER HERE, FOR THOSE INTERESTED )

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A FEW PICTURES; or, why the ass am I still awake

Sun, 10 Oct 2010 03:36:51 GMT

good omens, young avengers, EYE SEARING MAMMALS

( UNDER HERE )

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well that was quick

Sat, 09 Oct 2010 00:13:59 GMT

aaaaaaaaa

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HMMM

Thu, 07 Oct 2010 23:09:40 GMT

if I decide to do fantasy for NaNo, this is more or less how it opens. Just, you know, with a background. Pretend I'm not lazy. I am quite excited for writing this, although I am still sort of seesawing on which thing I will write. WE SHALL SEE.

Also, I drew something humorous (but quite big) about cats.

( aaaaaaaaaaaaa )

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OH BOY

Thu, 07 Oct 2010 16:05:41 GMT

I just got reminded today that it's THAT TIME AGAIN

That's right, it's less than a month until Bonfire Night, which means it's time for me to grumble about it.

If you are new around here, you may be unaware of how I feel about Bonfire Night – more specifically, how I feel about Americans making a big deal out of Bonfire Night. My feelings on this matter are really quite strong, and can more or less be summed up thus:

Don't fucking do it if you do do it I will come across the Atlantic Ocean to your house and make you eat your own raw fingers

Bonfire Night/Guy Fawkes Night/wev was originally a government-enforced obligatory commemoration that appropriated some of the existing customs of Samhain for the purpose of anti-Catholic, pro-monarchy propaganda. It is about rejoicing in the failure of a group of marginalised people to overturn a status quo that treated them like second-class citizens, and about celebrating the fact that England still has a monarchy. Admittedly they were totally 17th century terrorists and I do not condone blowing people up, but the fact that the way they were going about their stuff was not that great does not make this celebration in any way admirable. Bonfire Night is basically a big monarchical Protestant gloat and was introduced to encourage the further demonising of Catholicism at a time when Catholics were having a really shitty time of it already.

Don't get me wrong, I love fireworks, but the USA totally already has its own awesome fireworks holiday and it is about NOT having a monarchy, you lucky fuckers. Isn't that good enough for you? ffs.

My intention is of course to dissuade any of the Americans reading this from making any totally awesome pretentious anglophilic plans to have a party commemorating the oppression of people in another country four hundred years ago because they totally love V for Vendetta lol!

but if not I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

ARE WE CLEAR

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hi

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 23:57:39 GMT

here is a picture of me and my cat that I drew in between googling victorian ladies' hats for commission purposes
as you can see, there are some things wrong with my cat.

also, I realised I never shared the dragons from that last batch of commissions over here, soooo

( they are under here )

in other news I'M TOO SOCIALLY INEPT FOR NERD HOBBIES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE ! /buries face in hands

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Hey, guys

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 11:50:23 GMT

I feel like complaining about Merlin, but I'm lazy. What are your thoughts on Merlin? I think it's really fucking stupid but I watch it whenever I have nothing better to do on a Saturday even though it makes me want to throw every single character in it out of a window.

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this icon is only appropriate for the first part of this post

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 04:58:19 GMT

first I watched legend of the guardians
and I was like

8DDDDDDDD

and then goodbye chains updated
and I was like

DDDDDDDD8

but in a good way, i suppose

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lettuce contemplation is a form of lettuce idleness

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 22:04:55 GMT

marius staring at lettuces

for pob and lucieandco
those weirdos

21:36:29 Hannah: oh man speaking of lettuce
21:36:32 Squeak: .. lmfao
21:36:41 Hannah: when we were trying to work out if marius actually thinks anything
21:36:53 Hannah: frederique and I found a line about how every day he goes to the market and
21:36:54 Hannah: stares
21:36:56 Hannah: at lettuce?
21:37:30 Hannah: like and we are clearly meant to think he ... is merely looking through the lettuce while occupied by Loftier Thoughts but since those are never defined
21:37:34 Hannah: I choose to believe that he just really likes lettuce

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