actually apparently i can't

[orm]

SORRY KARKAT YOU'RE JUST NOT DESPICABLE ENOUGH
try harder

Comments

[lienne]

I am getting the sense I should read this thing

[orm]

that depends

do you value your free time

[lienne]

your question presupposes that I have free time

which I do, actually

lots



Dave's bro is a fucking serial killer, isn't he

[orm]

akshdfkgjh oh god bro 8(

[lienne]

hahaha

there are some annoying sounds coming from



I actually can't remember what I was about to type there because I just became the mayor of Can Town

[orm]

LMFAO

wtg 8'D

[lienne]

this fucking thing is EATING MY BRAIN

EATING IT

FOR DINNER

ALSO DRINKING A SHITLOAD OF TAB

what even is tab

I love MSPA so much

[orm]

dfkgjh glmfao

sit tight, buddy

it just gets more brainconsumey as time goes on

[lienne]

oh good

because







...I WANT THAT FUCKING COMPUTER

[orm]

omg ikr


i loev jade

[lienne]

she is beautiful

/picks her up and hugs her

[lienne]

z

[orm]

my god you're fast

[lienne]

I am doing nothing but read this fucking thing

nothing



awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww





also wait what how and why is Jade's grandpa still doin stuff if he is actually a stuffed puppet

are all the people in her house stuffed puppets

is she delusional

you are free to not answer any of these questions; I am sure I will find out someday

[orm]

fgjhdfg


i THINK he's not doing anything he's just stuffed and mounted
I mean I presume she talks to him as if he is not in the same manner that one might, like, talk to a pet animal even though you know it cannot understand ... or ......
but, er, yes, the lines are a bit
blurred..............

hmm

[lienne]

but she THINKS about him like he is actually there

and I mean she hasn't moved his fucking annoying trophies or anything

I guess sentimentality

but if my mother had left a giant radiactive worm slung through my foyer I would have put it somewhere else by now

[orm]

logic is for weenies

[lienne]

ABSOLUTELY NOT WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY

[orm]

omg wv

i would marry him if he were not an imaginary carapace guy.

[lienne]

...

a-awwww

[orm]

I
K
R

[orm]

pmmmmmmm ;;

[lienne]

WRINKLEFUCKER

John's hammers are the best hammers

[lienne]

I

WILL NEVER

STOP LAUGHING

AGAIN

[orm]

hfkjdghk LMFAO omg poor tavros i had totally forgotten about that