hi

[orm]

here is a picture of me and my cat that I drew in between googling victorian ladies' hats for commission purposes
as you can see, there are some things wrong with my cat.

also, I realised I never shared the dragons from that last batch of commissions over here, soooo


Trauma (Marvel) for ration, Djali (Hunchback of Notre Dame) for lucieandco, Emma Frost (Marvel) for xlineartx, Zero Zero (thanoodles's OC) for noelleno, Alfred Jones (Hetalia) for maiiau and Cloud 9 (Marvel) for stutterbird

in other news I'M TOO SOCIALLY INEPT FOR NERD HOBBIES AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE ! /buries face in hands

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as you can see, there are some things wrong with my cat.

Uhh, more like there is EVERYTHING RIGHT with your cat.

[orm]

HAHA
no, she is a total failure as a cat
I am massively fond of her anyway but she is the most worthless attempt at a feline animal i have ever encountered in my entire life

[nowgoesquickly]

she is the most worthless attempt at a feline animal i have ever encountered in my entire life

Go on. I must know more.

[orm]

UHM
where do i begin

she tries to open doors with her face
she frequently just falls off things in attempts to roll over
you can do pretty much anything you like to her and she will remain more or less inert
for example if you put things on her, like collars or hats or blankets, she freezes up and goes completely still
BUT if you do drive her to the point that she's annoyed, she'll turn her back on you, stalk a few irritated tail-swishing steps away, and then sit down like a foot away from you as though this has made some kind of great difference

she also licks my elbows for no discernible reason but that might be because I have tasty elbows or something, who knows