orm: a kitten with its mouth open and tongue stickin out (ERLACK ERLACK: cat)
2010-12-28 01:12 pm

Daniel Radcliffe

Squeak: his face is kind of scary though isn't it
Hannah: yeah
Hannah: him and zefron need to get together and have a bit of a scary faceoff
Squeak: yeah they can do weird things with their jaws together
Hannah: yes
Hannah: precisely
Squeak: daniel radcliffe will be able to communicate with zefron like other humans cannot because he is a parselmouth
Hannah: hresj,rfglsjuregjlsfslj sflddsf FUCK
Hannah: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Hannah: FUCK!!!
Hannah: YOU OWE ME A NEW
Hannah: ...ALL THE THINGS
Hannah: omfg
Hannah: I WANT TO BE LIKE "WE MUST ALERT EVERYONE TO THIS STARTLING DEVELOPMENT" BUT ONLY WE THINK ZEFRON'S MOUTH IS SNAKELIKE
Squeak: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING
Hannah: FUCK.
Squeak: like SHIT I MUST LJ THIS AT ONCE!!! oh wait
Hannah: ow ow ow ow ow
Hannah: yeah and no one would even be able to put it down to like oh what an unlikely fandom crossover theyd just be like "the fuck is wrong with you guys"
Squeak: well, i mean, what else is new right
Hannah: ..yeah
Hannah: you could lj it and then find a photo of zefron looking really snakelike and put a link in
Squeak: but it's not even like any one picture or anything it's just
Hannah: ITS JUST HIS MOUTH
Hannah: WHEN HE SINGS
ohm nom nom: skjhfklghk;fjgh
Hannah: WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE IT
Squeak: I DON'T KNOW
Squeak: BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO THE NEST OF A BIRD AND SWALLOW ALL OF ITS EGGS
Hannah: I feel increasingly like we have escaped some kind of earthwide alien raygun that renders other humans incapable of noticing this shit, pem!!!!
Squeak: ROFLMAO
Hannah: !!!!!
Hannah: THATS
Hannah: HOW
Hannah: I
Hannah: FEEL



Squeak: it's a shame one cannot rustle up an adequate snakemaw zefron via google image search
Squeak: idk what is with that because he makes snakeface in hsm ALL THE TIME
Hannah: the thing is
Hannah: the face is like
Hannah: the face a snake makes RIGHT BEFORE it opens its gaping jaw parts?
Squeak: LMAO yeah exactly
Hannah: so it never CULMINATES IN ACTUAL SNAKEFACE
Hannah: it's like you are constantly having snaketicipation
Squeak: it's really ... sideways
Squeak: and .. strained
Hannah: yeah.
Squeak: SO WEIRD
Hannah: no wonder I always feel sort of like I am waiting for something that will never come whenever I watch HSM
Squeak: every time it happens i am like
Squeak: but why would disney build him like that??
orm: (WEV: karkat)
2010-12-03 03:18 pm
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re: my previous post, to sate the whims of [personal profile] pob

god )

pob i hope you're happy now
orm: marius contemplates lettuces intently (HMM: lettuce idleness)
2010-11-21 01:13 am
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HMMMM

My family has a pet tortoise. She's somewhere in the region of sixty years old, and when we acquired her when I was about three or four her name was Dougal. A perusal of reference books on tortoise keeping led us to the assumption that this tortoise was in fact female, so her name was changed to Tabitha (I was big on alliteration when I was small) and we referred to her with female pronouns.

BUT THEN! a startling twist )

Also, I drew some Les Trollserables because of stupid


more )
orm: (MY SAW: i'll get it)
2010-11-14 05:52 am
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hur nur dur


ha ha ha aurthour why 8(

& sketches )
orm: a black and white scrawled drawing of wolverine in some degree of distress (HRRRGH: wolveriiiiiine)
2010-11-10 09:20 pm
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so today i have been actually productive

really pretty darn productive!

but all I am allowed to actually share with you is some trollspam
AGAIN
sorry.



MORE NEPETA THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR )


edit, while I am on the subject of homestuck: BRB NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN
EVER
orm: the text "START YOUR ENGINES" graffiti'd onto the sign on a men's toilet (GENTLEMEN: graffiti)
2010-11-04 12:45 am

Juuust wanted to spread the word around that dA has reached new peaks of utter fail

[redirect profile] transfinite got dealt some incomprehensibly hideous bullshit from dA's staff after taking issue with the removal of the "unspecified" option on their drop-down gender menu:

My apologies but there are only two sexes; male and female so one should apply to you. In the unusual case that you are hermaphrodite then I would suggest that you select the one which you feel applies the best.


More here: http://transfinite.dreamwidth.org/215469.html

FFS. dA, you've gone too far this time. I WILL NOT BE TURNING BACK AROUND.
orm: marius contemplates lettuces intently (HMM: lettuce idleness)
2010-10-31 03:30 am

les carapace misérables forever

sooo [personal profile] pob drew this

which meant that obviously I had to draw this



AR is the law and the law is not mocked







in other news i am in denial about the imminence of nano
orm: a cat growing displeased with a crow (UGH: crow and cat)
2010-10-29 05:50 pm
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actually apparently i can't



SORRY KARKAT YOU'RE JUST NOT DESPICABLE ENOUGH
try harder
orm: calvin writing or drawing something, doubtless something awesome (DILIGENCE: calvin)
2010-10-28 09:06 pm
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DRAWING

I CAN DO THAT RIGHT

idk it feels like I have not drawn anything FOR EVER even though I last posted drawings like .... what less than 3 days ago ?? I have a problem
w/e



also, trolls )

I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT
orm: a kitten with its mouth open and tongue stickin out (ERLACK ERLACK: cat)
2010-10-26 03:35 am

I AM PRETTY SURE THAT BASICALLY NOBODY WILL CARE ABOUT THIS BUT

Good Omens/Homestuck crossover art because I am that kind of loser.



an Ambiguous Castaway and an Abstracted Pilgrim argue over how best to advise this youth and possibly his Dog

I wanted to make Aziraphale AZ but I could not find anything appropriate that began with Z so AP will have to do.

two more carapace Aziraphale & Crowley + bonus PM )

IF ANYBODY ELSE HAS ANY BETTER IDEAS FOR NAMES... :D;;
orm: the graffiti'd text "I (heart) you but I've chosen disco" (<3: but i've chosen disco)
2010-10-21 02:16 am

TWO DRAWINGS

karkat and a manticore. they are both enraged. )

I really like manticores, they are completely unnecessary. They also make me a bit sad: my favourite thing about them is that they have three rows of metal teeth, but this is harder to illustrate than all of the other ridiculous things about manticores.
orm: (UMBRELLA: tiger temple)
2010-10-19 02:48 am

ART



OWL TIGER

trolls & t-rexes )
orm: cuttlefish!wiccan & hulkling, cuttlefish!making out with their cuttlefish!tentacles (CUTTLEFISH: billy/teddy)
2010-10-14 09:47 pm
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this is how i feel about cuttlefish



further artspam later, in all likelihood :T

I have three mostly-written apps for [livejournal.com profile] theposthumans here
one is for Feferi, one is for Karkat and one is for Bagheera
realistically i can only app one
I'm not sure which one I want to play more, but I am leaning towards Bagheera mainly because he does not have a font that will piss people off
On the other hand, [livejournal.com profile] purapea is considering apping B:BatB!Aquaman, and he and Feferi could hang out making hideous fish puns all day

.. unrelatedly: bugs
orm: Tony Stark looking kind of like a fish (8C??: tiny tony)
2010-10-14 01:17 am
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GUYS I'M SO SORRY




SERIOUSLY I UH

AM WORKING ON OTHER STUFF BUT IT'S GIFT EXCHANGE BUSINESS THAT I CAN'T ACTUALLY SHARE .....
orm: (MY SAW: i'll get it)
2010-10-13 12:07 pm
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SILENT AND SUUUURE

[personal profile] neuhallidae commissioned me to draw Eternity attempting to win the affections of universe!Jan. I THINK IT CAME OUT OK!

IT'S A BIT BIG )
orm: (UMBRELLA: tiger temple)
2010-10-13 02:48 am
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hello there

okay so today I got up and was like HELLO WORLD I'M GONNA BE PRODUCTIVE !!
and then bridie was like HEY WANNA DO SOMETHING so I just went to her house and we ate frosted shreddies and watched cardcaptor sakura, like adults.

WOOPS

when I came back here I made some headway in the commission field and now my hand kind of hurts woo hoo i guess i will get on replies to that pairings thing IN MY OWN TIME (sorry)

anyway here is another troll because I have a problem



nepeta makes me think of [livejournal.com profile] purapea
pura she makes me think of you

I kind of want to rp from homestuck and I'm not sure how much of a good idea I feel like that is. :T
orm: cera can get her OWN green food (OM NOM NOM: cera)
2010-10-11 01:17 am
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hur dur



ssoo today I went over to hang with [personal profile] pob and [personal profile] gatty; Pob did collagey things and we had pizza and watched stupid shit on TV, and I drew a pile of Homestuck characters (go read it so i feel less alone) in my weeny sketchbook because I've got a problem. SO NOW I GUESS I AM SHARING
most of this is kids and trolls but there's another MP and WV in there too. None of them are doing anything interesting. SOME OF THEM ARE CUTE, THO, I THINK?
I missed like 3 trolls cause I guess I couldn't be bothered or sth
equius, sollux & aradia apparently do not do it for me so much

UNDER HERE, FOR THOSE INTERESTED )
orm: graffiti of some monstery thing eating some meat (I LIKE MEAT AND STUFF: graffiti)
2010-10-09 01:12 am
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orm: Power Girl looking sideways at the ass of her cat with a weary grimace (DISPLEASURE: cat ass)
2010-10-07 11:56 pm

HMMM



if I decide to do fantasy for NaNo, this is more or less how it opens. Just, you know, with a background. Pretend I'm not lazy. I am quite excited for writing this, although I am still sort of seesawing on which thing I will write. WE SHALL SEE.

Also, I drew something humorous (but quite big) about cats.

aaaaaaaaaaaaa )