Mar. 27th, 2010

amphibians

Mar. 27th, 2010 02:32 am
orm: a skeptical-looking lizard perched on somebody's finger (TINY AND WEE: skeptical gecko)
so I was just mindin my own business when my brother bursts into my room all like

THERE ARE FROGS IN THE BATHROOM

TWO FROGS

And, okay, we live in inner city London so that counts as WILDLIFE and wildlife is EXCITING especially when it's not where it's supposed to be ie. our bathroom, so I LEAP TO MY FEET to go and witness these SO CALLED FROGS

they're hiding behind and under our bathroom furniture, but my brother points one out to me. I'm like, bro that is a toad, but I am no less excited on account of it

and he's all like

WE HAVE TO GET THEM OUT OF HERE THEY'RE STUCK I'M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THEY'LL DO IN HERE IN THE NIGHT

so we start moving the bathroom furniture around and i'm like shit we have to get these jars and stuff off the top of these boxes otherwise they will all topple catastrophically

but this results in a tube of toothpaste landing on one of the toads and my brother's like

YOU'VE KILLED IT

IT'S NOT MOVING

IT'S GONE ALL ROUND I DON'T LIKE IT

so he pokes it with a stick a bit but it turns out to be absolutely fine – I manage to capture it using a bowl and a plate without much difficulty save for moving boxes out of the way so that I can actually get at it, and then let it go in the garden, but the other one is underneath this big heavy chest of drawers

eventually we realise there is no way we can actually move the chest without risking crushing the toad that is hiding under there.

so for all I know it is still there.

maybe it can get out of the bathroom the same way it got in, ie. I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA

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