Boss Tiger

what's up

Well I'll tell you what's on up OVER HERE

( tl;dr SQUEAKNEWS: Therapy, Ministry of Stories, IMPENDING VOYAGES ACROSS THE SEA )

Oh right drawing too. I had a bunch of stuff half done but then photoshop crashed without me having saved it, because I am really smart. It shouldn't be too much of a problem to redo but it was sort of offputting. :(

( have some trolls, though )

So pob was all “oh man also I just remembered how aradia says that the only time she ever remembers being really angry is when vriska hurt tavros so… assuming she is now capable of feeling emotions again I’m kind of wondering how epic her rage is going to be THIS time”

... and then this happened

( I guess this is a homestuck spoiler but let's face it anyone who gives a shit will already know what's going on )

SO HEY I GUESS IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I TALKED ABOUT MY BIG QUEER FATS. Let's have a post ABOUT THAT.

A good bit of this will be a bit of repeating myself for some of you who've been here a while but what evs. This is as much for the purposes of getting shit off my chest as anything else I'm sorry that pun will always be intended

So here are three things about me:
I am fat.
I have a big ass and hips and boobs.
I am a guy.

I got into size acceptance about three years ago thanks to the gentle proddings of pob, who is the best thin ally ever, and it turned my life right around. Not losing weight didn't make me a failure! I did not in fact have any moral obligation to loathe myself! Trying to hate my body thin was actually bad for me! Fat wasn't a bad word! It was okay to be a fat lady! Fuck yeah! This was SO AWESOME.

And then I realised I didn't actually want to be a fat lady, on account of not being a lady.

( TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR BIG QUEER FATS, SQUEAK, I AM FASCINATED )

I ... am alive I guess! Again! I have sort of been eaten by stuff going down at theposthumans, which has been fun but also v. distracting ...

god I can hardly remember what I even need to update about

OH HI RIGHT attilatehbun I TOTALLY GOT YOUR PACKAGE AND IT DELIGHTED MY FACE
RIGHT OFF? I am still scraping parts of it off the floor.
unexpected packages are my favourite thing
although apparently it sat on the landing forever because whoever picked up the post when it arrived thought I'd find it there despite the fact that they put it, like, behind an old box of lego or something. People in this house are smart.

I was fairly sure there was more I wanted to talk about but I can't actually think of anything SO i am going to post the comic I did for go_exchange, for possibly_thrice, now that I am allowed to do that! It has cowboys and the Them.

( under here )

Squeak: his face is kind of scary though isn't it
Hannah: yeah
Hannah: him and zefron need to get together and have a bit of a scary faceoff
Squeak: yeah they can do weird things with their jaws together
Hannah: yes
Hannah: precisely
Squeak: daniel radcliffe will be able to communicate with zefron like other humans cannot because he is a parselmouth
Hannah: hresj,rfglsjuregjlsfslj sflddsf FUCK
Hannah: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Hannah: FUCK!!!
Hannah: YOU OWE ME A NEW
Hannah: ...ALL THE THINGS
Hannah: omfg
Hannah: I WANT TO BE LIKE "WE MUST ALERT EVERYONE TO THIS STARTLING DEVELOPMENT" BUT ONLY WE THINK ZEFRON'S MOUTH IS SNAKELIKE
Squeak: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING
Hannah: FUCK.
Squeak: like SHIT I MUST LJ THIS AT ONCE!!! oh wait
Hannah: ow ow ow ow ow
Hannah: yeah and no one would even be able to put it down to like oh what an unlikely fandom crossover theyd just be like "the fuck is wrong with you guys"
Squeak: well, i mean, what else is new right
Hannah: ..yeah
Hannah: you could lj it and then find a photo of zefron looking really snakelike and put a link in
Squeak: but it's not even like any one picture or anything it's just
Hannah: ITS JUST HIS MOUTH
Hannah: WHEN HE SINGS
ohm nom nom: skjhfklghk;fjgh
Hannah: WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE SEE IT
Squeak: I DON'T KNOW
Squeak: BUT HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRAWL INTO THE NEST OF A BIRD AND SWALLOW ALL OF ITS EGGS
Hannah: I feel increasingly like we have escaped some kind of earthwide alien raygun that renders other humans incapable of noticing this shit, pem!!!!
Squeak: ROFLMAO
Hannah: !!!!!
Hannah: THATS
Hannah: HOW
Hannah: I
Hannah: FEEL



Squeak: it's a shame one cannot rustle up an adequate snakemaw zefron via google image search
Squeak: idk what is with that because he makes snakeface in hsm ALL THE TIME
Hannah: the thing is
Hannah: the face is like
Hannah: the face a snake makes RIGHT BEFORE it opens its gaping jaw parts?
Squeak: LMAO yeah exactly
Hannah: so it never CULMINATES IN ACTUAL SNAKEFACE
Hannah: it's like you are constantly having snaketicipation
Squeak: it's really ... sideways
Squeak: and .. strained
Hannah: yeah.
Squeak: SO WEIRD
Hannah: no wonder I always feel sort of like I am waiting for something that will never come whenever I watch HSM
Squeak: every time it happens i am like
Squeak: but why would disney build him like that??

i have a bunch of other sketchstuff to colour and/or dump (some of which involves ponies and some of which does not), but I am getting some dragon stuff done first

In the meantime, I require your thoughts on TROLL PONIES:

do they keep the horns
should they be grey, or their blood colours? grey with coloured hair? ????
should their ~cutie marks~ be their shirt symbols or something else, because let's face it the star sign stuff ain't particularly visually interesting

(these are all very important questions, obviously)

12:35:07 pob: now im just imagining applejack prototyping her kernelsprite with granny smith
12:35:15 pob: WHAT IS MY LIFE

My family has a pet tortoise. She's somewhere in the region of sixty years old, and when we acquired her when I was about three or four her name was Dougal. A perusal of reference books on tortoise keeping led us to the assumption that this tortoise was in fact female, so her name was changed to Tabitha (I was big on alliteration when I was small) and we referred to her with female pronouns.

( BUT THEN! a startling twist )

Also, I drew some Les Trollserables because of stupid


( more )

really pretty darn productive!

but all I am allowed to actually share with you is some trollspam
AGAIN
sorry.



( MORE NEPETA THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR )

edit, while I am on the subject of homestuck: BRB NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN
EVER

sooo pob drew this

which meant that obviously I had to draw this



AR is the law and the law is not mocked







in other news i am in denial about the imminence of nano